I had a weird online chat with a Comcast service rep today. Loren “found” a “special promotion” which lets me keep the same service for Internet but knocks my monthly bill down to $29.99 for twelve months. I was like, “what’s the name of this special promotion again?” and Loren was like “there’s no name for it, really. it just popped up. I signed you up for it out of the kindness of my heart.” I was like ??? but I just typed thank you, this helps me a lot because my salary just got cut. Then Loren wrote, “I just got fired today.” So I said “I’m sorry to hear that” and before we signed off I wrote, “Good luck with your job search. Hopefully your good karma will come back to you” and Loren said, “Exactly.”
I hope Loren doesn’t use my account information to steal my identity.










